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1) How do you Kill a fiddler? ....Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool!!
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2) How do you know if there is a banjo player nocking at your door? ...the knocks keep getting louder and faster and he doesn't know when to come in!!
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3) How is a sperm cell and a Fiddler alike?...They both have a one in a million chance of becoming human!!
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4) Two mandolin pickers walk into a bar which is kind of funny cause you would have thought the second one would have seen the first one do it!!
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5) What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?...You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline!!
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| 6) How many banjo pickers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Impossible to know cause they would all stand and argue how Earl would have done it. |
7) What has 30 legs, 5 teeth and smells unbearable? The front row of a banjo workshop!!! |
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